1. Mozzarella sticks might be vegetarian, but do you really want to eat them?
4. Sushi can be vegetarian, and do you really want that?
5. This zucchini, squash, and tomato gratin is surely just a bit meh.
7. Vegetarian food would never be a revelation.
11. It’s not comfort food, really, is it?
13. These crisp, fresh apples would be absolutely no good to eat.
18. There aren’t even any cool celebrity vegetarians. Would you do something just â€˜cause Jared Leto did it?
Danny Moloshok / Reuters
19. Or Ellie Goulding?
Suzanne Plunkett / Reuters
20. Or Yasiin Bey?
Paul Drinkwater / Reuters
22. …or a delicate pasta alla norma, should you?
25. But be honest, could you survive on this for the rest of your life?
Amalliaeka / Getty Images